Eating jokes
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Memes
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Never eat more than you can lift.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!