Eating

Eating jokes

Burger

Why did your friend eat the burger?

Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!

Not really. He was just hungry.

Grandma

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

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  • Baseball

    Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

    'Cause they'll eat the bat!

    Nut

    Do you like Wendy’s?

    Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

    Memes

    Moon

    Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?

    Because it was full! 🌕

    Holiday

    Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

    Food

    When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

    just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

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  • Dinner

    Son: What's for dinner tonight?

    Mom: Steak!

    Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

    Mom: HUNGER!

    Cremation

    I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

    Clam

    What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!