Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crummy"
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
Yo Mama so Stupid She tried to eat Eminem đ¤đ
If you are what you eat, then Iâm black
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
yo mama so dumb she thought THE SQUID GAME was an all you can eat bufa
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
I eat dick
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
