Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"