Eating jokes
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"
Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"
Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."
Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"
Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
Grandpa said, "Yes."
Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Memes
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!