Eating jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Memes
Relatable
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.