why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
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What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Never eat more than you can lift.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What is a cannibals favorite dessert? Brownies
isn't eating a clock time consuming
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if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crummy"
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
Ok ok eat your shirt
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
