Eating

Eating Jokes

why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home. He'll probably leave her alone now. He doesn't eat vegetables.

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I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma."

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why did the rape victim stop eating pears?

because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"