Eating jokes
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
How do people eat bread?
Memes
Relatable
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.