Eating jokes
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Memes
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.