Eating jokes
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
How do people eat bread?
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.