What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Why donât I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Itâs amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitlerâs Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isnât that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why canât Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
I canât take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because heâs pure-bread.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
