Grandma's Secret

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

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Explain Bear

Okay, so like, this dude is eating a girl out, right? And he tastes something that ain't supposed to be there – horse jizz. So, instead of being normal, he makes a messed up joke about the girl's grandma dying from it. Get it? You probably don't cause you still think the Earth is flat, dingus.

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