A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them." A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off? A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone, and the speedbump starts screaming?
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60 who's driving?
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels
