What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
have a child u don’t want just drop them off at a school they don’t know and drive away
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Americans: we drive on the right side of the road
The British: we drive on the left side of the road
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD *crashing noises follow*
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
What do autistics, women and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin drive
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golfclubs
I must of drove that chihuahua 300 yards
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
