Dont jokes
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."