Dont jokes
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.