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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.