Emo Problems

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

Emo
Problem
Adult
Alcohol
Culture
Coping mechanism

Explanation

Explain Bear

So, this person *used* to be emo, which means they expressed their sadness through cutting. But now, instead of cutting, they drink a bunch of liquor. It's funny because they're dealing with their problems in an unhealthy, yet 'adult' way! You wouldn't get it. You're probably still watching cartoons and eating crayons.