Dont jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.

Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.