Dont jokes

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I don’t love being bored.

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"

If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.

This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.