Dont jokes

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.