Dont jokes
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.