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I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.