I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because driving everywhere makes your carbon footprint HUGE! The joke teller thinks they don't have one 'cause they are dumb. But guess what? Cars make pollution! You know, the bad stuff for the earth and the air and the water that you probably drink?