NATO

NATO jokes

War

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

World War

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Memes

Finland

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

English

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Taliban

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

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    Community

    Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen

    Nato should go to war with Russia before they terrorise and commit war crimes on another country innocent people being killed and torchered and children being raped because of Putin and the Russian empire