Dont jokes
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I don’t love being bored.
Person you don't know, my name.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!