Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is playin' on the age-old question about whether the chicken or the egg came first. But instead of giving a real answer, it makes a crude joke by saying "eggs don't cum." See, it's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit nasty. You probably still don't get it, cause you're a dumb dumb. Get it now, Einstein?