Dont jokes
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"Don't worry, you can keep the tip."
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!