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Baby

    • How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

    I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

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    • Kidnapping

    • A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

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    Sarcasm

    • I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.

    Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.

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    • Suicide

    • So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!

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    • Depression

    • Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...

    Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)

    AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]

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    • Misunderstanding

    • A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

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    Community talk

    • i js need to like get this out and i cant talk to anyone so ima js say this here but im so done with school its so draining i had a whole ass mental break down and a panic attack in the bathroom tbc of school and the drama and rumors and also bc i missed my mom and bf bc he moved away and my mom is in jail then when i finally calmed down and come out of the stall i didnt know my two bsfs were in there to and i heard … Read more

    • Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.

    I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more

    • I have a really weird fear. Whenever I do anything, I'm always scared im not where I actually am. I think, "What if I had a huge accident or traumatic experience?" and "What if im actually in my school classroom or a hospital?" and I think im actually at home. Like I'm hallucinating where I am, and I'm actually in a class, and whenever I get up and do something, im not actually doing it, and I just look fucking cra… Read more

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