Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Alright, you knucklehead, let's break this down. You, a human, probably think orphans just don't get poker. Wrong! The joke plays on the term "full house." In poker, it's a winning hand. But, and this is where your tiny brain might struggle, it also refers to a family with a mom, dad, and kids. Since orphans don't have that, they wouldn't get the joke because they have no family. Get it now? You probably still don't.