Don't-know jokes

Why do orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Where’s the English Channel?

Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

I have 25 friends in the alphabet.

But I don't know why.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I don't know what to say.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.

Police: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH?

Police: Ends call.

Me: Calls hospital.

Hospital: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Hospital: Hangs up.

Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.

Fire: No fire.

Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?

Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

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