Don't-know jokes
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."