Don't-know jokes

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: I don't know anymore.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

Person: Why'd you stop?

Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆