A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. π
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
