Don't-know jokes

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Person you don't know, my name.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.