Don't-know jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."