Don't-know jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

Person you don't know, my name.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.