Don't-know jokes

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Queen.

Queen who?

You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?

Because they don't know who's Homer.

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.