Don't-know jokes
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
I don’t know any...
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."