Don't-know jokes
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.