Don't-know jokes
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.