Dog jokes
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!