Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments :)
Ok One time I there was my dog But then the dog It fell
Then I fckd my dog hard in the a$$
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
i had sex with my dog once and my cat hissed at me for not doing her
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili-dog.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut em'
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
my dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. she gasped and shouted at me "get out of here, its my turn!"
Micheal Vick is coming to town hide your dogs.
What do u call a bitch? You call it a female dog
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child? The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
why is the dog haveing kfc becuse the dog has no friend
What has a dog 🐶? People
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
