Dog jokes
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!