Dog jokes
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Memes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Iām part of the anti anime association, but Iām starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog š, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
Itās a bumper team.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.