What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.