My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
What Do you do wen you see a wenner dog I like you wenner
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
are you dead? bc you look like my dog.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank. Because we couldn't afford a dog
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
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Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
knock knock whose there ruff ruff ruff ruff who let the dogs out
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for there parents.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
