Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Dog Jokes
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
