I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
