Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.
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How Do You Turn Your Dog Into a WatchDog? Get It a Rolex
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
