Dog jokes
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!