Dog

Dog Jokes

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors

Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes

i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?

And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky