What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."