What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgie Potty
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! π€ π€ π€ π€ π₯΄
why do dogs like skeletons : cuz there boneheads
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?
What did the Female dog say to the mirror?Hi Bitch
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for there parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
