Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog
One of them is actually loved
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags it’s tail, and the other TAGS A WHALE!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
The other day my Girlfriend asked me to hand her, the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
Why did the dog want a kiss cause he can see his knees
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
A dog talks to a other dog and say Wow your a Hotdog
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
my mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
