Dog jokes
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Memes
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.