Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.
if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors
Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.
How Do You Turn Your Dog Into a WatchDog? Get It a Rolex
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff
why did hellen kellers dogs run away? because wouldn’t you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir.
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less