What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
Dog Jokes
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray.
One, two
It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
