New Dog Jokes

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over and he is going to sleep over so I was happy. The next day I ask my mom wheres the dog at my mom ask me what dog. Then I said to my mom I heard Paul said do you want it doggy and you said yeah.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout , DOWN SYNDROME!

Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework

why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark

What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food

I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.

Dogs say woof Cows say moo Idiots say “The site will be less dead when school starts again”

🤔 💭 🙃 What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent? Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!!

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!

i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds? Friend: um women? Obviously? Me: actually half a dog. So you're still right.

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors