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What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect it's balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Good morning madam, I am from the local council, can you please tell me if you have a dog licence for that poodle you have on your head?
I wish me dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails
What was hellen kellers dogs name
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Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog. ooooooooooh girl, you lion!
what do you call dog that's faced backwards a god
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There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
Dogs say woof Cows say moo Idiots say “The site will be less dead when school starts again”
