A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
About a dog
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one eyed grape 🍇
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
