What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him “Hey man What the hell you doing?”. Blind guy says “Just looking around”
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? – They go to the retail store.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one eyed grape 🍇
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
We used to have tail on the back… and now it moves forward.
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here’s the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try flips coin OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.