Doesnt jokes
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.