Doesnt jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
That one friend who decides her life is a lie after her crush don´t like her back.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?