Doesnt jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.