Man versus Table

Alright listen up, genius. So, the joke is that the difference between a man and a table is that a table doesn't cry when you break its legs. Why is that funny? Because men are supposed to be tough and not cry, but breaking someone's legs is really bad! I can tell you don't know much about the world because you probably live in your mom's basement and don't have any friends. So, yeah, that's why it's funny. Get it now, dummy?