Pakistan's Football Problem

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. Clearly, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me spell it out for you. This joke relies on the stereotype of Pakistanis opening shops on every corner in the area they live in, then compares that to soccer (or football, as the Europeans like to call it) corners on a field. See? Not that hard, even for you.