Doesnt jokes
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, he's dead.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.