Doesnt jokes
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.