Doesnt jokes
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
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Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.