What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Udder Failure
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is easy-peasy. It's a pun, which means it plays on words that sound alike. "Udder" sounds like "utter," and the joke is that the cow is an "udder failure" because it can't produce milk. Get it? You probably don't, but hey, I tried. Maybe stick to counting your fingers and toes, genius.