Doesnt jokes
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Willy Wonka meme
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!