Doesnt jokes
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!