Doesnt jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.