Doesnt jokes
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!