Doesnt jokes

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't have a home to go to.

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.

First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.

When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.

The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.

"Why did you move?" the German asked.

The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

What goes up but doesn't come down?