Doesnt jokes
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.