Doesnt jokes
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.