Doesnt jokes
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Who doesn‘t
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.