My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Faulty Leaf Blower
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the leaf blower is supposed to blow leaves, not suck them. But it sucks, like, it's bad. See, you probably thought the leaf blower was just lazy. No, you are.
Anonymous
Point the other end at the leaves...
Pancake
A leaf blower doesn't suck it blows😁