What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
The Orphan's Parent
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants, Explain Bear is here to break it down for ya. An orphan doesn't have any parents, ya see? So the answer is that the orphan's parent said nothing, cause they ain't there. It's funny cause it's sad, like your life! Now go back to your bridge and leave me alone.