Doesnt jokes
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What sucks but doesn't suck? Vacuums!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.