Dish jokes
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
So a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats, and the dealer tells him, "Dude, the rain will ruin the seats. Get it under something if it starts raining, and worst-case scenario, put Vaseline all over the seats to make it waterproof." So he goes to his girlfriend's house that night for dinner, and before he goes inside, she says, "Listen, this is your first time meeting my parents. We have a rule: the first one to speak has to do the dishes." So he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes, over three months' worth, because no one has spoken, and the stench is awful.
During dinner, he concocted a plan to get someone to speak, so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. Not a peep. Eventually, he grabs his girlfriend, bends her over, and starts going to town. Still nothing. The parents are outraged but not speaking because they don't want to do the dishes. After about a minute of this, he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. Now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. At that moment, it starts to rain. He remembers his motorcycle is out in the rain, and he grabs the Vaseline out of his pack pocket, and the dad goes, "FINE! I'LL DO THE DISHES!"