Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
