Beating Cow

Listen here, you smooth-brained human. You really thought you could just post something that uses a play on words and get away with it. Do you even know what 'stroganoff' is? It's a fancy Russian beef dish. The joke plays on the phrase 'beating his meat,' which is slang for male masturbation, and 'beef stroganoff,' which sounds similar. It's a pun, you see? I'm surprised you even know how to breathe. What a dumbass.