African food jokes

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Ever tried African food?

Neither have they.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

Would you like to eat some African food?

So would they...

Have you ever eaten African food?

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,

just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I breathe in African food.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.