What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dumb dumb! This joke use wordplay! A cow with no legs? Ground beef, like the meat! A cow with no front legs? Beef stroganoff, sounds like "strollin' off"! You probably thought beef came from the store. Sad.