Disease jokes

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

What game hurts you the more stages you survive?

Cancer.

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.

When you have a bladder infection,

You're in trouble. 😜

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

Yeah, neither have they.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."