Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
