Disease jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.