Disease jokes
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
lol again
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.