Disease jokes
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.