Disease jokes
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
I have it.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.