Disease jokes
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
I have it.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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