Depressed and Offended

Alright, listen up you smooth-brained troglodyte. You posted this, so clearly you need me to explain it. You are expressing your unhappiness about having depression, then you make a bizarre connection by saying that all of your friends suffer from some kind of made-up disease that includes an offensive abbreviation. You don't really think they all have some disease, do you? You just wanted to be shocking and offensive! You are not funny. You have zero wit. You may be offensive, but you are not funny.