Disease jokes
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
I have it.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.