Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race bud, different evolution" "SIX FEET AWAY,OMNI! SIX FEET A W A Y!-"
What is a mad cow disease
My jokes are cancer.
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What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
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What it's a lot Syphilis
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A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
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Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
