Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
