Disease jokes
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.