Disease

Disease jokes

Cancer

Cancer

What’s the best part about stage four cancer?

There’s no stage five.

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Seizure

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

Memes

Cancer

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

Cancer

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

Cancer

1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.

2: I'm dying, finally.

3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.

On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/

Cancer

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

Doctor

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Good news!

Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.

Bitch

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

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    Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"

    Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"

    Doctor

    Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

    Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"