Disease jokes

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus.

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

How do you cure a ginger?

Chemotherapy.

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

What's long and not very hairy?

The conga line at the cancer department.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.

1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.

2: I'm dying, finally.

3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.

On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/

What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?

A slow clap.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Patient: Good news!

Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.