There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race bud, different evolution" "SIX FEET AWAY,OMNI! SIX FEET A W A Y!-"
What is a mad cow disease
My jokes are cancer.
Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What it's a lot Syphilis
