Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
